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Government decides to pork barrel entire nation and give everyone a pool

"Don't all thank us at once"

Budget deficit solved: Angus Taylor sells newly filled Warragamba Dam to foreign investors

Morrison starting to wonder if he’s praying to the wrong God

Liberal voter suddenly supports carbon tax now that beachfront mansion under threat

Israel Folau unsure whether to blame gays, or thank god for flood

Celebration as natural disaster averted by slightly less horrific natural disaster

Greens accused of starting floods

God answers Morrison’s prayers by delivering unwanted pools to marginal electorates

Local News

Local man spends entire conversation trying to remember other person’s name

Tupperware somehow even wetter after 8 hours in drying up rack

FBI agent, pedophile find unlikely love online

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World News

Republican Senators vote unanimously to impeach Hilary Clinton

Democrats regret appointing Peter Dutton to count the votes in Iowa ballot

US Senate votes to impeach Joe Biden

NASA to replace all scientists with Greg from Facebook who has a degree in COMMON SENSE

Queen pronounces grandson ‘the Harry formerly known as Prince’

Queen’s Christmas message tactfully tip-toes around whole child-trafficking thing

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Shovel Politics

Richard Di Natale Resigns, Grows Beard, Then Returns To Greens’ Leadership

“I Just Want The Government Out Of My Life,” Joyce Says, Announcing Bid For Leadership Of Major Political Party

Barnaby Joyce Asks For Privacy, As He Announces Plan To Return To National Party Leadership

Bridget McKenzie Has Moved To The Coalition Backbenches, Which Incidentally Have Been Beautifully Upgraded Thanks To A Generous Government Grant

Morrison Relieved To Finally Have A Crisis That Involves Barring People From Entering Australia

Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson, The Australian Claims

Real Estate

Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it

Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse

UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate

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